A blonde, looking to make some extra cash, decided to do odd jobs around her rich neighborhood.

At the first house, the man says, “You can paint my porch. How much?”

$50,” she replies.

He agrees, hands her the paint and brushes, and goes back inside. His wife, overhearing, raises an eyebrow.

“Does she even know the porch wraps around the whole house?”

He shrugs. “She should. She was standing on it.”

Not long after, the blonde knocks on the door.

“All done!” she beams. “And I had enough paint left to give it two coats.”

The man, impressed, starts pulling out the cash when she adds with a smile: “Oh, and by the way—it’s not a porch… It’s a Lexus.”

LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good, funny joke!

A blonde is swimming in a river

A blonde is swimming in a river.

A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.”

The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?”

The blonde says, “I tried that, but I was too dizzy.”

A blonde was driving down a highway

A blonde was driving on a freeway, and suddenly, a police officer by the side of the road turned on his flashing red lights.

The blonde saw the red lights pulled over to the roadside and waited for the cop.

When the cop gets there, he says to the blonde, “Lady, you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile-per-hour zone.”

The blonde says, “No, I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”

To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look… that was a highway number sign, this is highway 43, and you’re doing 43 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”

The blonde repeats her story once again, claiming that she hasn’t driven too fast.

The cop scratches his head and heads back to his car to ask his bald partner what to do.

After telling his bald partner the story, his partner says, “Bill, you’d better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead, and then we’ll never catch her.”

LOL!!