Chiefs Front Office Issues Travis Kelce an Ultimatum: Dump Taylor Swift or Go Somewhere Else

The Kansas City Chiefs really don’t discuss about it a lot, but the organization’s entrance business and possession despises Taylor Swift.

“They just want her absent from the highlight,” reported workforce spokesman Joe Barron, “She arrives to the online games and 50 percent the crowd spends the video game turning their heads to see if she’s gonna do one thing or they’re focused on the large screen shouting ‘Taylor, Taylor.’ It is undesirable for soccer.”

A recent study of the group discovered that fairly than the 92 p.c Chiefs admirers to 8 percent opponents, they now routinely see 8 % opponents and a 50-50 split in between Chiefs followers and Swifties.

“They’ve started paying Eras Tour selling prices for their tickets,” explained Barron, “So now the most popular jersey in the crowd is ‘Swift’ with the variety 88. We’re not positive if it’s important for some other rationale than the pure inclination to feel she’s a Nazi.”

 

 

 

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