A man was lying in a hospital
bed, hooked up to oxygen,
recovering from surgery.
A young student nurse came in to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Through the mask, he mumbled, “Nurse… are my
testicles black?”
The nurse froze—flustered. “Sir, I’m only assigned
to clean your upper body and feet,” she said softly.
But the man insisted again, “Please… can you
check? Are my testicles black?”
Worried his anxiety might affect his recovery, she
hesitated—but decided to help. Gently, she pulled
back the covers, lifted his gown, and carefully
examined everything.
After a thorough check, she said kindly, “Sir,
everything looks perfectly normal. No signs of
anything wrong.”
The man slowly lifted his oxygen mask, gave a
weak grin, and said:
“Thanks… but I was just asking—are my test
results back?”
Oops.
A big-sho
A big-shot attorney ended up in
the hospital for a few days, and
he quickly became a nightmare
for the staff.
He treated the nurses like they were his personal
assistants, barking orders and complaining about
everything.
None of the hospital staff could stand him. But the
head nurse? She was the only one who wasn’t
afraid to put him in his place.
One day, she walked into his room with a mission.
“I need to take your temperature,” she announced.
He immediately started grumbling and whining for
a solid five minutes, but eventually, he crossed his
arms, opened his mouth, and gave in.
“No, sorry,” the nurse said, “I can’t use an oral
thermometer for this reading.”
More complaints followed, but after a while, he
rolled over and exposed his backside with a
dramatic sigh.
Once the thermometer was inserted, the nurse
smirked. “I need to get something. You stay JUST
LIKE THAT until I get back!”
She left, making sure the door was wide open
behind her.
The man fumed in embarrassment as people
passed by, laughing.
Twenty minutes later, the doctor came in, looking
around with confusion. “What’s going on here?” he
asked.
The attorney, red-faced and frustrated, snapped,
“What’s the matter, Doc? Never seen someone get
their temperature taken?”
The doctor paused, then, with a straight face, said,
“Not with a Daffodil.”
The man froze. “A… what?!”
The doctor just shrugged and walked out. The
nurse had really outdone herself this time.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice
day!!
