A young man and an old
woman are traveling by train.
And after looking closely at the young man, the old
woman leans forward and says, “Excuse me,
young man, are you Jewish?”
And he looks up from the book he’s reading and
politely replies, “No, ma’am, I’m not Jewish.”
A few minutes later, she leans forward again and
says,
Jewish?”
“Excuse me, young man, are you sure you are not
And he looks up once again and politely but firmly
replies, “No ma’am, I am not Jewish!”
There is a long silence, then the old woman leans
forward yet again and says, “Excuse me, young
man, are you quite sure you’re not Jewish?”
And the young man eye-rolls inwardly, grits his
teeth, and says, “All right, yes, I am Jewish!”
And then there is silence for minutes.
And then, “That’s funny,” says the old woman,
“You don’t look Jewish.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice
day!!
