A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks

First, he’s asked to tidy up the exotic fish pool, which is overrun with weeds. While he’s working, a huge fish leaps out and startles him.

 

In his panic, he accidentally knocks the fish into a nearby wheelbarrow. Not wanting to waste it, he decides to take it to the lions, thinking, “Lions will eat anything!”

Next, he moves on to clean the chimp enclosure. The cheeky chimps are playful and start throwing coconuts at him. While dodging the flying coconuts, he accidentally knocks some over into the same wheelbarrow.

Again, he thinks, “Well, the lions won’t mind!” and wheels them over to the lion enclosure.

Finally, he’s asked to collect honey from the South American bee hives. As he carefully gathers the honey, the buzzing bees surround him.

He accidentally tips the honeycomb into the wheelbarrow along with the bees. Thinking of the lions once more, he heads to their area and says, “Here’s something sweet for dessert!”

Later that day, a new lion arrives at the zoo. Curious, he asks another lion, “So, what’s the food like around here?”

The lion grins and says, “Oh, it’s fantastic! Today, we had Fish & Chimps with Mushy Bees!”

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

The little boy tells himself that there were quite a large number of horses at this zoo.

He wondered where all the other animals wer,e but was still happy to see the horses.

“Great,” Little Johnny replied.

“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.

“Great,” Little Johnny replied.

“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.

“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” Little Johnny exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”

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