A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says

no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”He then takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then….. he said with a deepsigh””Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.

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