A child dials 911 seeking assistance from police officer.

Boy: I’ve learned these things.

 

Operator: I see that you need to finish the takeaways.

Boy: Of course.

Operator: Alright, so what’s the problem?

Boy: I’m having trouble with my math.

Operator: Okay, walk me through the arithmetic.

Boy: All right. 8 minus 16 is what?

Operator: You let me know. What is your estimation of its amount?

Boy: I’m not sure, 1.

Operator: Not at all. How old are you?

Boy: Just four years old, that is.

Operator: Quintet!

Boy: Of course.

Operator: Which is the next problem? That one was challenging.

Boy: Now, this one is available. Five things to remember.

Operator: How much do you think that is worth, five minus five?

Boy: five

Johnny, a woman Specifically, what are you doing?

Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.

Woman: Did I say I was going to give you a call?

Operator: The mom has arrived.

Boy: You advised me to contact someone in case I needed help.

Woman: I didn’t mean the police!

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