An elderly couple had just snuggled into bed when the husband suddenly let out a loud fart and proudly announced, “Seven points!”

His wife, puzzled, turned and asked, “What in the world are you talking about?”

With a grin, he replied, “It’s fart football!”

Not to be outdone, a few minutes later, the wife let one rip and declared: “Touchdown! We’re tied!”

The old man quickly answered back with another blast, “Ha! Fourteen to seven—I’m in the lead!”

Determined to keep up, his wife fired off another and shouted, “Touchdown! All tied again!”

Then she added a tiny squeaker and said, “Field goal! I’m winning—17 to 14.”

The husband, now desperate, pushed with all his might to score again… but tried a little too hard.

To his horror, he accidentally pooped the bed.

His wife gasped, “Oh my goodness! What just happened?”

The old man sighed and muttered, “Halftime… time to switch sides.”

Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands.  

Three women are sitting in a beauty parlor, chatting about their husbands.

The first woman sighs and says, “Last night, my husband told me he was going to his office. But when I called, they said he wasn’t there!”

The second woman shakes her head and adds, “Same here! My husband said he was heading to his brother’s house, but when I called, he wasn’t there either.”

The third woman smiles confidently and says, “I always know exactly where my husband is.”

The other two women look at her in disbelief and exclaim, “That’s impossible! He must have you completely fooled!”

The third woman chuckles and replies, “Oh, not at all. I’m a widow.”

LOL!!

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