As Hanks settles in, maybe seeking ahead to a hearty plate of Fieri’s signature Trash Can Nachos, points acquire a change for the absurd. Fieri, upon recognizing Hanks, techniques the desk and, in a moment that defies all norms of hospitality and rationale, declares Hanks “ungodly and woke” and unsuitable for the sacred halls of Flavortown.

Fieri’s accusation, “ungodly and woke,” appears to be like an oxymoron of epic proportions, in particular when thrown at Tom Hanks, who has long been the epitome of Hollywood’s Mr. Nice Person.

How did Hanks generate this weird title in the kingdom of Flavortown? Was it his portrayal of morally upright characters, or potentially his off-monitor demeanor that radiates nothing at all but kindness and humility?