One Thanksgiving got crazier than usual when our dog, Max, refused to stop barking at the turkey my husband had just picked up. I thought the dog wanted to eat a piece, but when I removed the plastic covering, I realized Max was alerting me to something that had me calling for immediate help.
I’m Athena, but everyone calls me Ace. I’m a 32-year-old wife, dog mom, and, as of last Thanksgiving, the unwitting star of a crime thriller. Okay, not really, but that’s what came to my mind back then.
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It all started Thanksgiving morning. My husband, Kyle, offered to grab the turkey we had pre-ordered at the local organic butcher shop so I could focus on the chaos in the kitchen. “I’ll be back soon!” he said, cheerful as ever, before heading out.
I should’ve known something was off when “soon” turned into over an hour.
When Kyle finally returned, he looked frazzled. His hair was messier than usual, and his smile seemed forced.
“Took longer than I thought. Had to hit three places and help Mom with something. Everything’s fine, though,” he said, breathless.
But before I could ask for details on what happened, his phone buzzed. “Great. Mom’s car broke down in the middle of the road. Gotta go help her, and I’m probably driving her here.” And just like that, he was out the door again.
That was weird, even for Kyle, but I didn’t have time to dwell on it. Thanksgiving offered no breaks.
While I was juggling pies and side dishes, Max started going nuts. He’s usually excited on Thanksgiving because he knows scraps are coming his way, but this was different.He stood in front of the counter where the turkey sat, barking his head off like a maniac.
“Max, enough! You’re not getting raw turkey,” I scolded gently, but he didn’t care. He kept pacing, barking, and jumping up like he was trying to reach the turkey.
“Seriously?” I muttered, wiping my hands on a dish towel. “What is your deal, buddy? I know you like this holiday, but this isn’t like you.”
Twenty minutes of relentless barking later, I gave in. “Fine. Let’s take a look at this turkey, but I’m not giving you any.” My dog stared at me with his wide, gorgeous eyes and barked one more time.
I sighed and grabbed some kitchen scissors to remove the turkey’s plastic wrapping. At first, nothing was amiss, but Max barked again and whined.
“No, boy. This is raw. You’re not used to a raw diet, so you’re not getting anything,” I repeated and even lifted the turkey to show him, ensuring that he couldn’t reach it.
Max started barking at the bag and forgot all about the turkey. So, that was his goal all along!
“What the—?” I whispered, staring at the turkey, bewildered. Why was there money in the turkey? Did Kyle know about this? Was it even ours? Did the butcher shop send the wrong one?Was something going on here? Did we unknowingly get involved in some sort of illegal activity?
Max was still barking at the bag of cash, and for some reason, I got spooked. Our dog was a rescue and had never been trained as a police dog or anything. But maybe, he sniffed something I couldn’t.
So, I took my phone and called the police. “Hi, um, I need to report something… strange,” I said, knowing they would think I was crazy.But they listened and promised to send some officers soon. I felt awful that I was possibly interrupting their Thanksgiving. But I had to be safe.
As I waited for them to arrive, Max sat by my side, tail wagging like he’d done a great job.
***
Officer Johnson, a veteran who looked like he’d seen it all, was the first to walk inside. He was quickly followed by Officer Miller, a younger, wide-eyed rookie who seemed overwhelmed before he even stepped into my kitchen.”Ma’am, can you show us what you found?” Officer Johnson asked, cool as a cucumber.
I led them to the turkey, still sitting on the counter, with the cash-filled bag right next to it. “I… I don’t even know what to say,” I admitted.
Officer Miller leaned in, his eyes wide. “That’s… uh, that’s a lot of money,” he said”Yeah, thanks, Officer Obvious,” Officer Johnson muttered under his breath before turning back to me. “Where did you get this turkey?”
“My husband picked it up this morning from our butcher shop, just like every year,” I said. “He’s not home right now. He went to help his mom with something.”
Officer Johnson raised an eyebrow. “Convenient.”Before I could defend Kyle, the front door opened, and he came in with his mom, Ruth, in tow. His face blanched when he saw the police in our kitchen
Uh… what’s going on?” Kyle asked, clearing his throat.
“That’s what we’d like to know,” Officer Johnson said.
I pointed to the counter. “Kyle, there was a bag of cash inside our turkey! Did you know? Is there something going on?”
