An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

– “Well, now,” says the old lady, “I guess I would like to be really rich.”

*** POOF ***

Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

– “And, gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.”

*** POOF ***

She turns into a beautiful young woman.

– “Your third wish?” asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman’s cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

– “Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince?” she asks.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten.

With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear,

– “Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered.