Three women arrive at the gates of Heaven, where St. Peter greets them with a simple rule
“Welcome to heaven! There’s just one thing—DO NOT step on the ducks!”
As they enter, they realize the place is *full* of ducks. No matter how hard they try, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
QUACK!
St. Peter appears immediately, dragging along the ugliest man she’s ever seen.
“Your punishment? Spending eternity chained to this man!”
The second woman is extra careful but still ends up stepping on a duck the next day. St. Peter shows up again, this time with another extremely unattractive man.
“Same rule applies!”
The third woman, now terrified, tiptoes everywhere, determined not to make the same mistake. She spends months avoiding ducks like a pro.
Then one day, St. Peter arrives—this time with the most handsome man she has ever seen. Without a word, he chains them together.
Overjoyed, she turns to the man and says, “I have no idea what I did to deserve this!”The handsome man sighs and replies: “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”
Two ladies swap ‘How I D!ed’ stories in heaven
Here’s how it went:
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda!
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you d!e?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy and finally d!ed a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I… d!ed of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started looking all over the house. I ran into the attic, searched, and went down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and d!ed.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive!
Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so be sure to send this on to someone whose day you want to brighten!
