A young man and an old

woman are traveling by train.

And after looking closely at the young man, the old

woman leans forward and says, “Excuse me,

young man, are you Jewish?”

And he looks up from the book he’s reading and

politely replies, “No, ma’am, I’m not Jewish.”

A few minutes later, she leans forward again and

says,

Jewish?”

“Excuse me, young man, are you sure you are not

And he looks up once again and politely but firmly

replies, “No ma’am, I am not Jewish!”

There is a long silence, then the old woman leans

forward yet again and says, “Excuse me, young

man, are you quite sure you’re not Jewish?”

And the young man eye-rolls inwardly, grits his

teeth, and says, “All right, yes, I am Jewish!”

And then there is silence for minutes.

And then, “That’s funny,” says the old woman,

“You don’t look Jewish.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice

day!!